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epub | 713.61 KB | English| Isbn:9798313004037 | Author: Jeanette Clarke | Year: 2025
Description:
Quote:I chased a raccoon into the woods and accidentally got adopted by a supernatural mafia. Now I'm running their Etsy money-laundering front and sleeping with all four of them. Worst kidnapping ever. Best mistake of my life.
My life used to be normal. Boring, even. Marketing manager. Artisanal cheese campaigns. A tragically beige apartment.
Then a snack-stealing raccoon lured me into the woods at midnight, and I stumbled face-first into a cult ritual.
Except they're not a cult. They're a supernatural crime family-vampire, werewolf, demon, and witch-and they're very unhappy about my glow sticks. The werewolf holds a knife to my throat. I panic and boop his nose.
Turns out, you can't just boop a werewolf and walk away.
Now I'm their "aggressively adopted" human. Stuck in a Gothic manor. Learning to wield chaos magic that keeps setting things on fire. Running their legitimate business front-a whimsical Etsy shop called Moonlit Trinkets that launders their dirty money through crocheted cat plushies and enchanted candles.
And I'm falling into bed with all four of them.
Lucien wants to claim me with teeth and knot and primal fury. Azrael worships me like an altar and edges me with demon magic until I'm sobbing. Darius binds me in silk and demands my surrender-and I give it gladly. Selene teaches me that a witch's tongue is the most dangerous weapon of all.
They say I'm theirs. Their heart. Their chaos. Their home.
But when a rival coven tries to destroy us, I'll show them exactly what this "fragile human" is capable of.
Accidentally Yours is a steamy, hilarious, why-choose paranormal romance where the heroine gets claimed by four possessive monsters, builds a crafting empire, and learns that family is what you make it-even if you make it with fangs, claws, and a demon who writes poetry about your freckles.
Perfect for fans of:
[] Morally gray men who growl "mine"
[] Found family with murderous tendencies
[] Smut with plot (and plot with smut)
[] Raccoon-induced life changes
[] Pink velvet cloaks on vampire crime lords
Because sometimes the best things in life come from chasing a trash panda into the dark.